Vaporeon restored health!
((ugh I got sick and my brother stayed on for three hours, I’m so sorry I was gone for that long))
S-Sushi..

flowerofsteel:

wishvaporeon:

flowerofsteel:

.. It makes me really uncomfortable… Whenever I see a plate of it, I have to look away. I-I just picture their little fishy souls peering up at you from wrapped within that seaweed..

P-Poor things.

 S-Sushi?

Can I have it? Fish….

Um.. Aren’t y-you a fish?..

 Well—- I guess sort of, but my Pokemon side is more like a mammal, right?

And fish eat other kinds of fish anyway so it’s fine.

S-Sushi..

flowerofsteel:

.. It makes me really uncomfortable… Whenever I see a plate of it, I have to look away. I-I just picture their little fishy souls peering up at you from wrapped within that seaweed..

P-Poor things.

 S-Sushi?

Can I have it? Fish….

Mmmm~

pkmntrainerstocking:

I wonder what the sweets in Unova are like~

 Do they have good cake there?

Or fish, I like fish. -drools-

hoi-yaa:

wishvaporeon:

 It better be, changing like that would be so strange!

… Wait I change from Vaporeon to human.

DAMN IT.

Least you don’t change genders, that would be weird. And ew boys. I’m perfectly happy with this body I worked pretty hard for, thanks.

 Wait wait wait.

You mean being a Pokemon and a human isn’t weird?

hoi-yaa:

wishvaporeon:

hoi-yaa:

wishvaporeon:

Humans are talking about kicking things.

How strange.

Atleast I’m not a Hitmonlee.

….That would be so cool….. [drools]

 But Hitmonlee are all boys, would you be okay with that?

[pouts] Ew, no, you’re right that would suck!

Being kicking Maylene is good enough for me.

 It better be, changing like that would be so strange!

… Wait I change from Vaporeon to human.

DAMN IT.

It seems like being a Vaporeon gijinka is too weird for people to talk to me.

-swims away-

hoi-yaa:

wishvaporeon:

Humans are talking about kicking things.

How strange.

Atleast I’m not a Hitmonlee.

….That would be so cool….. [drools]

 But Hitmonlee are all boys, would you be okay with that?

thepokemonboy:

All the ladies on Tumblr are so pretty! I give you all 7s!

 But I’m 134.

Humans are talking about kicking things.

How strange.